Following is how a rumour spreads, in chronological order:
The truth: XYZ went for the movie “Erin Brokowich”, liked it a lot and went twice.
Now watch what happens when the rumour mills rip it apart:
1. He went for Erin twice and had a sandwich
2. He went out with Irene and they shared a sandwich in public, not once but twice
3. He went out with that Irene female and they went to the beach
4. He went out with some girl called Irene, but he things she is a b!@#$
5. Hey he’s hanging out with a girl called Shereen and they went to the beach twice last week.
6. Machaan, he took her to the beach and proposed
7. That fellow took some girl to the beach twice and fell in love with her daaa.
8. Yaar, he got two stiches on his knee, he fell down at the beach.
9. Some girl beat him up at the beach and he got a couple of stiches.
10. Our friend goes to the beach, gets bitten by a dog, however he is rescued by a girl, who beats up the dog, he has two stiches and he has been admitted in Apollo, butthat girl is with him and buys him sandwiches everyday.
11. And finally: Hey guys, he was admitted in a hospital for choking on a sandwich, there he met a dog and married it. You can see them on the beach everyday going forwalks……..
All because he went to see “Erin Brokowich”
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